“Stars and Wipes”: baby wipes with the American flag printed on them. Like those tacky greeting cards, the Star Spangled Banner plays whenever you open the container. Matching diaper genie that plays “God Bless America” sold separately.
Listen. Some times, you just gotta grab her by the pussy. And say it. Verbatim. While it’s being recorded. And have nothing come from admitting you sexually assault women regularly.
Well, inmates do have a lot of spare time on their hands.
So, in this version, the “inmates” are the league office? The administrative body charged with operating the NFL? The NFL itself is both “inmate” and “prison.”
The bright side is now I get to see what things I can do left handed. Because I’m pretty sure my right is out of commission after punching a brick wall for five minutes.
I am floored. Like, this really pisses me off. Moronic. This is the problem with NY fandom, collectively we expect perfection at every fucking possible juncture. He was great! He made some mistakes, but so did Joe Torre at points.
The Girardi firing is a mistake. Cashman wants a statistics guy (like Girardi) who’s a company man (like Girardi) and who is good with developing young talent (like Girardi).
Trump wanted to save the British baby that was brain dead, but this little brown girl who has spent her entire life in America? Nah, f$&k her.
*lights Gauloises from butt of previous Gauloises*
Here’s one you can’t blame on Shifty and D-Money, Maine.
I don’t want to miss this discussion, but I think you’ll have to shout it over the stall walls at me.
My wife and I have been passionate about education being a gateway
“I think we can all agree that equity in education can help effect change that we all want to see in this country.”
Objective evidence with PitchFX.
“Sir, it appears that the likable, fun Astros might make the World Series.”
I have no idea who or what that is.
The Yankees felt inevitable to me as soon as they came back to beat the Indians. Im an Astros fan, but I’ve known they’ve been playing with fire all season because of their shitty (or at the very least ‘shakey’) bullpen, which is why I never felt like this was their year. But the Dodgers also feel inevitable and if…
the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin