I don’t do jokes about the theft of black bodies. If you talked that shit in real life around black folks, someone would make you apologize.

I’m not crying! You’re crying...

This comment did not deserve 69 stars... so I gave it a 70th.

Welp... at least they didn’t shoot him.

As much as we shit (fart?) on Jeter here, can we talk about how good The Player’s Tribune is?

What are the odds that teachers armed with semi-automatic rifles with large capacity magazines will hit the children they are charged with protecting with their volley of missed shots?

Democrats did this...

“One was working at a bar in Texas at the airport, trying just to support his family,” he added. “Rides a bicycle to work every day.”

You forgot “cerebral” “gym rat” and “student of the game” on the one hand, versus “natural athlete” on the other.

“Gas the kikes, race war now” does not mean what you say it means

I’m not crying because of that young woman’s courage and strength. YOU’RE crying!

Wrong. Those ARE the ones we fucks wit. Wu Tang is for the children.

Not a dumb question. I think it might be related to the WARN Act. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worker_Adjustment_and_Retraining_Notification_Act_of_1988

Willie Randolph?

This taek could not be more on the nose (or spirit-gummed just below it?).

This is gold.

Bowel!! It’s a bowel movement! What is a bowel movement, Alex?

I wish I had thousands of stars to give this comment. I will have to be content with giving you just one and saying thank you.

Turns out the order Judge Ross issued is actually in violation of Michigan Law and he has been shamed into reversing himself.