All this kid needed was 1,200 to get it done?

This is some brave shit.

Yeah but Franken did it and succeeded despite a back catalog of even more vitriolic material.

Chess Master? No thanks.

Jesus Christ that's impressive!

I was SURE that lost cell phone one was going to be the plot of that Broad City where Abbi looses her phone.

"VERY allergic to gluten"

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

Turn an orange juice container into a pour spout for sauces in a mason jar.

Man of Steel sucked and Cavill made for a boring-as-shit Supes.

Nicholas Cage and Earthlings.

Thanks to stretch goals, Zack will be making several different kinds of potato salad, including traditional mayo-based, vinegar-based (perhaps German style with a little bacon) and a vegan option of some sort (whatever that means).

That's what happens when you don't drink Brawndo.

Very cool. Let me know if any of you guys watch the whole thing—I'm curious to hear how good it is.

Bushido blade needs to make a comeback, with PS Move control compatibility.

It's no contest for us: "Punch-Drunk Love."

Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

I literally do not know a single person who cares about valentines day.