FUCK Jalopnik readers who defend asshole drivers who attempt to murder people with their cars.

Oh, these 2?

This cannot possibly be new news to anyone in 2020.

If it bends, it’s funny, if it breaks, it’s not funny.

Ohhhh, cool. Opinions by an unelected official who’s sketch af & lives here...

Oh, “separate incidents”...

Black Hebrew Israelites.  Nope.

Low energy performance reading taxpayer funded Stephen Miller college freshman white supremacist stroke off fiction. Hopefully the MAGA’s enjoy their corona.

“Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.”

YOUR FRIENDS FUCKING SUCK.

I’m willing to gamble a possible slight higher risk if it can take out creeper Herman Cain & other grifters. I’ll attempt to mold the virus strategically.

Oh, I’m sure. I just love that there’s a Barr/Epstein connection because of course there is. Like an OG OSS guy publishes a creepy sci-fi novel about a planet of mega rich who have child sex slaves? Me thinks the Epstein had an influence maybe.

She probably is “stressed” leo. 

This needs way, way, WAY more tin foil. Why’d Barr fire Berman? Weird timing, huh? How’s Barr’s father connected to Epstein?

“Ohhhhh, you like Steve Jobs too?”

“diversionary strike”

Fucheck, fuckstick...

“Get me F Lee Bailey now!” “Umm, Mark he’s was disbarred years ago.” “Ok, ok, lemme think, dammit. Who’s the sketchiest lawyer in St. Louis who’ll even come near me?”