Gotta say guys. The quality of this site has really gone down the drain. Get back to what you do best instead of crafting click bait.

You mean the spring break that’s already over for over half the country and Had just started so they have no real chance of seeing this article for the other half? Good job

They won’t vaccinate, so it may turn out that way.

Hilarious and expensive overkill for sure, but it’s pretty impressive that the patriot system can detect and destroy something that small.

I’ll take the high road and not respond to the stupidity of this article.

Yea, cause saying Lord Dampnut is a bad man is really “woke” when your corporation refuses to pay its employees a decent salary, badly mistreats them, and makes them work regardless of their personal situation at the time.

Hey, remember when Gawker did pretty much the same damn thing and it was “ok” by everyone at Gizmodo? How’s this any different?

I hate it when these sad jerks post nude photos and videos of celebrities. How dare they! And how dare the people that stand up for them...

Whose stomach is so weak that they can’t look at a couple of tiny blisters?

I’m sorry, but in what world are these photos graphic? Also, the blistered finger? This is why people say we’ve gone too far in nannying everyone.

Snatchyflaps is my new go-to word for a lot lizard.

It’s not a defense, it’s a deterrent. Our way if saying we’re going to blow up their stuff if they don’t behave.

That’s what I tell everyone. It’s counter-intuitive, obviously. But dogs really freak out when you just jam your hand down their throat. It works well when you’re training puppies too (you just do it to a lesser degree, and don’t punch them in the eye).

according to Buzzfeed,

I would add:

Short answer, “Yes.” Long answer, “Abso-fucking-lutely.”

Can’t jam its electronic sensors if it doesnt have any...