He looks like the wizard that he actually is.

“Why does it look like that?”

I had an accident which cost me my left eye and left me slightly disfigured. The settlement money from the accident left me decently well off so I’ve been hesitant in relationships as to their intentions (especially due to an extreme lack of self-esteem regarding my physical appearance). I brought up the subject of a…

Are you a Californian? If so I could understand your confusion, living in a state that has some of the worst license plate laws.

No self-respecting RAII owner would call this car anything other than “Verdoro Green.”

I’m sure they did, since most of the jokes in the video above were the same, but I don’t recall that one from when I was there. But I did have to dip away for a few minutes to get some medicine in to my daughter, so I might have missed it.

The blunt end of a machete. In fact it is the perfect device to open young and old.

Houston drivers, even on the road outside my neighborhood, have scared me into almost always at least wearing blue jeans. Most of the time I use some Tourmaster overpants w/decent riding boots or Kevlar lined jeans and cowboy boots. Jacket is a must w/these idiots around. As you said, gloves and helmet are always a…

Well duh, they are advertising to win over their lowest common denominator...Ford F-150 owners.

spotted title... clicked...first sentence in... Doug wrote this didn’t he... *looks up at top of article*... yissssssssss

glad to see another Ag on here. 2006 for me.

srsly?

Softly call the Muster, let comrade answer ‘Here.’ :(

So let’s see if I’ve got this straight: the security guard didn’t notice for two hours that a family was roaming the lot, opening and sitting in cars, etc., after all the employees had gone home?

4 years is sooner than Gawker will become a reputable outlet, so there’s that.

From article here:

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Wasn’t sarcasm or trolling. I’m a college-educated IT consultant who was apparently blessed with no common sense - what a cliche. Thanks for the lesson. I didn’t know how to measure that exactly. In fairness, and to keep you from thinking I’m a complete idiot, I didn’t mean that the measurement wouldn’t work on…

Well, is one thing to have a car designed to work with no power steering and another designed to have it and then lose it.

I can do must all of that on my Trail 110 (except the speed and wheelies). River crossings and steep stuff really doesn’t faze it. The mountain goat slowly soldiers on.