For everyone: a Dallara suspension part breaking is not an aero kit issue.

“yeahitkindadoes”

I’ll say the Fiberfab Valkyrie. Styled to look like a Ford GT40, and it comes reasonably close. My dad and I picked up one of these that had been sitting in a barn for 25 years. Came with a high-compression 283, a Corvair turbo 4-speed, and a deer shin-bone in the carb. Time and money got away from us, and we…

The Factory Five GTM is up there

Eh, “not-for-profit” colleges probably count, too, at this point.

Dick takes pounding. Remains uninjured.

I like early Zs in maroon (or Wine Red Metallic, to be technical):

The CEO of Lamborghini demands the name of the bull. Naming their next car depends on it.

Die. That’s what you’d do. You’d die.

Psh, please, TRUE enthusiasts of Porsche are still holding a grudge that the 356 wasn’t available with a PTO hookup. Not even a vestigial nod to the tractor enthusiasts? WTF!!!

GM: Ya, we should’ve let them go bankrupts, ‘cause, you know, all they do is take government money and never create any jobs with it...

Clearly, in this fantastical world of runaway manual transmission vehicles, cars drive sideways.

Hybrid 911s have been racing for years. Nevertheless, the introduction of a street-legal 911 Hybrid will create one of those generational division lines in the same way that water cooling and, to a lesser extent, turbocharging did for the 911. You will have plenty of fans on both sides.

Can I drive your Skyline? I promise to annoy the crap out of Prius drivers and angry Philly cabbies!

Make good use of the dismiss button, BL.

I have a simple solution; don’t do stupid shit that will get you sent to prison for 12 years...

See? This is what makes prison rape jokes so funny! The horror, the humiliation and the complete lack of recourse for the victims or responsibility by those in charge. Comedy gold.

My worst customer continually buys cars based on advice from the internet that require far more maintenance than expected. He also has unreasonable expectations of time required for repairs, always underestimates costs, is never satisfied with the performance gains )or lack thereof) after the fact, and is usually…

Car buffing. :D Down to the primer.