I’m guessing that he has already slept with all of the women that such a vehicle would attract, and impregnated one of them, necessitating sale.

‘68 Thunderbird says “That’s cute...”

This car/truck is this guys pride and joy and a vehicle representation of his true self. WHY THE HELL IS HE SELLING IT? He should be driving it to work, to the grocery store and to Ace Hardware for an additional role of masking tape for painting the bathroom.

And stop making them so damn quiet. I WANT TURBO NOISES, I HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND I WANT TURBO NOISES!!

“Mine.”

or even simpler, like the Ferrari Superamerica, just flip the top over :

Now with 50% less headlight! Seriously though I’m not digging Chevy’s new faces

With 4 seats and a retracting top that looks like Optimus Primes codpiece.

With a roof.

No. No. No...this is how you option a Boxster Spyder

Just like this.

FALSE. While the NB-36 carried a running reactor, it wasn’t actually powered by it, and the XB-70 was conventionally powered and never carried any reactor.

Project Orion

The XB-70 was never nuclear powered. Long-term plans gave it the option if the B-36 nuke testing panned out.

Essential Jalop viewing, even if it takes place on two wheels rather than four.

Really enjoyed both of these movies.

“Ithacus.” Picture an ICBM... launched from pretty much anywhere in the world, deploying to pretty much anywhere within minutes. Except this ICBM carries 1200 troops instead of a warhead. Fucking insanity.

Long way round you say?

Space Elevator, though I concede it can work once you find a way to wrangle asteroids and make a zero-mass ribbon out of angel farts.