Grade-A, certified organic fair-trade d-bag.

How many times do you have to tell people to wear a fucking helmet???

Playing a little fast and loose with the word "prominent", there.

Henry Ford for the win.

I nominate the Hennessy Venom GT. The official Texas high-speed toll road testing vehicle.

There is no valid reason to be traveling that fast on the freeway.

These are pretty much my thoughts as well.

Lane splitting at a traffic light or heavy slow traffic is great for me, the four wheeled aficionado who doesn't ride the two wheeled conveyances.

Justin Beiber Concert.

Maybe extacy, but I don't know of a limited slip differential that does this to a human.

Dodge Challenger, it would be nice to have a convertible that size.

If only the Murano came in a convertible version!

Easy Peasy BR-Z

The oncoming car was near the tram and the Bimmer simply blocked it from view until the last second. Now I do my best Criss Angel face for maximum effect.

They probably lost 200 lbs just by losing that dumb retractable hardtop.

"Want to pop it on to keep from rolling backwards on a steep hill? Then hopefully you like bending over." ...

Chevy is seriously missing out if they don't sell a line of officially branded toupee glue.