Perhaps you should make shortattentionspan.jalopnik.com, which would be a bunch of summaries of Jalopnik articles.

Traffic is always getting held up by dicks.

I hate the Porsche Panamera.

.....

UNTIL they give us that motherf***ing shooting brake.

Thank you for fighting bullshit "journalism."

Great...LH just ddos'd an edu....that's kind of hard...generally speaking.

Introduction to the Living Wage Calculator | MIT via PBS

Engineering.

Only way to stop a good person with scolding hot water is a bad person with scolding holy water.

I hear it rots the brain.

200KPH is roughly 120MPH

Also available for Lamborghinis

Which will further increase the cost unnecessarily.

I still think it was faked.

Also, see Mr. Hennessey's first-hand account of trying to set a speed record.

I am missing the injustice here; she wants city services but not to pay city taxes. She admits to using the sewer lines but not paying the bills. They capped her sewer because she wouldn't pay to use it like all of her neighbors were. She's not in trouble for using solar power. She's in trouble for using an…

Dad?

ZOMG REAR ENGINE SMART CARE IS UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is me, reading Miley's quote.