Makes sense, considering the Earth is only 6,000 years old.

Beer me, bro.

Weren't cocktails invented to mask the flavor of shitty booze?

Only way to stop a good person with scolding hot water is a bad person with scolding holy water.

I hear it rots the brain.

Hurry up and get Dragon human-rated. I think the current plan has a crewed Dragon in 2015.

"Gawdam Mongorians keep scribbring on my sheety wahl!"

200KPH is roughly 120MPH

Protesters were made of sterner stuff back then.

Also available for Lamborghinis

Which will further increase the cost unnecessarily.

I still think it was faked.

Also, see Mr. Hennessey's first-hand account of trying to set a speed record.

"As for the integrity of the wind farms themselves, current turbines can withstand wind speeds up to 112 mph (180 km/h) — the range of category 2 to 3 hurricanes"

The Beijing Smog Research Institute recently opened. Research has yet to begun there. Above is a picture of the scientists trying to find the front door.

PEBKAC?