So you’re saying “Villa Blanca” is Italian for “Olive Garden”?

I believe you mean Restaurant Brands International. So, BK, Tim Hortons and Popeyes.

If you kids can’t keep your hands to yourself, I’m gonna turn this car around, and there’ll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!

“Sometimes...when you’re a kid...you lie awake at night and ponder the kinds of questions that grownups have long since stopped asking. Questions like—What did it feel like to be dead? Are time and space really infinite? What was there before the universe began? Why are there people like Wayne?”

First thing I thought of when I saw this. It might be there in the video, if the screen capture is showing what I think is the arrow.

Should have ordered the Sorny. Or Magnetbox.

The first thing I thought of when I saw that gif:

At least you went inside to safety, and were not subjected to “man gets hit by football”.

No one is noticing that it’s Wednesday, July 1st, today? I get that all the Canadians might not be participating here, but it would have been closer to call it June 31st.

Well, it does cost more if you have to overnight the trains from Japan.

“Uzbeks drank my battery fluid!”

Trump really missed out on having a golfing buddy like Kim Jong-Il. I imagine a head-to-head round between them ending in a tie at 18-18.

Not pictured: his bros carrying a bench.

“Lighten up, Francis.”

Quick, get a Changli logo onto that Karma and post it in Torch’s “brain-hurt” story!

Will it diminish your fandom for the Blue Jackets in any way, or will the team also benefit from being renamed?

The laptop inadvertently died due to complications from the impact.

I’d rather watch Marbula 1. For all the marbles.

Next question: is the woman at bottom left the mother of the woman at bottom right?

Here, you want to spend 10 large US on a Vega? Try this one: