And that's the genius of the joke, it plays both ways equally well. Like a picture of a vase that turns into two heads who are actually rapists.

Years ago, I was driving a client to court for something dealing with custody— she was a client at the domestic violence shelter I worked at. On the long drive, we happened to pass the place where she married her husband, and she started quietly sobbing. After a couple of minutes, she said, "You don't marry someone…

Or even just a couple hundred bucks a month would probably make a HUGE difference for her and her mother.

As someone who was adopted i think it's kind of shitty of Kim going around Thai orphanages trying to adopt a kid on a whim like some stray dog, it's not how it's supposed to work.

You know what Kim could do though- give this girl a bunch of money. I mean would 50k or even 100k really set her back that much? I don't know I didn't see the episode or know literally anything else about this story but there are loads of ways Kim could better that girls life that don't include literally adopting her.

Beautifully written tribute. Thank you for teaching me something new.

Can we modify the toddlers to be miniature centaurs to avoid the sadness of child labor stuff?

Between Mama June and Cosby the big celebrity scandals are too fucking real and depressing right now. I want a juicy but lighthearted celebrity scandal! Here are some suggestions:

Sorry Janice, no matter how many times you say it, Lauren Hutton was the 1st supermodel.

This is actually why I DO believe her. Janice Dickinson has always come off as such a broken human being that only truly terrible things could have made her this way. If Cosby was already a master manipulator by the 80s, I can absolutely see him preying on Janice. Easy.

My first thought was "I believe her." My second thought was "ugh, get ready for the deluge of 'well Janice Dickinson is an infamous self-promoter with a history of addiction and other mental health troubles so is she REALLY the most credible person? She's probably just trying to capitalize on Cosby-rape-mania to get…

Too little, and too late for Savita. I don't think it's impossible that it will happen again.

Awesome response - thanks!

Not quite a kiss, but some seriously intimate cuddling.

I didn't have any pictures of me, but here is my son, dressed as Minnie Mouse, with the microphone he is planning on spending the rest of his life with. #loveislove

If that love is wrong...i don't want to be right

The beer-batter lady is dumb as a box of rocks, but the server getting fired means the management is even worse. Did they think she had a valid point? Or were they just that spineless?

I very much agree with you and I'm constantly frustrated by how many of my fellow American Jews who are generally pretty liberal will blindly support Israel, even when they're vocally critical of the same kinds of things when perpetrated by the US.

I was similar to you, though I am Canadian, but my own views changed initially because of something hilariously simple: the band System of a Down (specifically P.L.U.C.K. and Prison Song). After they opened my eyes to these things I started searching around. My good friend Minister Faust opened them further just…

For a very long time, I had no real opinion one way or the other about the conflict between Israel and Palestine. Like a lot of Americans, I grew up sort of defaulting to Israel being the good guys and the Palestinians being the bad guys, but that was more or less the end of it.