I don’t think I’ve ever seen a player who gets butthurt more often than Bumgarner.

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

I’m not calling it a fucking euphemism. I’m saying that Democrats began to use the term “pro choice” instead of “pro abortion” because they were terrified of scaring away middle Americans with the term “abortion”. I’m not sure why people are so fucking confused by what I’m saying but I’m not a writer, so it happens.…

It is absolutely terminology that was conceived as a response to the pro life folks, but go ahead and die on this morality hill that only exists because of that very movement. Play right into it. 

All that "pro abortion" means is that you believe that people should have safe and legal access to abortion so congratulations, you're fucking pro abortion. 

Found one!

If I spend the effort finding an article, would that get you to admit you're wrong, or would I just be wasting my time?

The term “accuser” comes loaded with a patriarchal history. Consider when we use the word “victim” and when we don’t. Usually we only use “accuser” in sexual assault crimes.

Please, Actual Gods, give inconsiderate vapers some fucking empathy.

I’m hoping like crazy that Mookie becomes the emotional center of the team. I want the Sox to build their entire club around him at this point.

Somehow I think a Reagan-heavy video was worth an immediate second look.

Dude's a doctor.  Not a necromancer.

I’m starting to get a nagging sense that when people say The Economy is fine, they mean that it is working exactly as designed: funneling more and more money into fewer and fewer grimy hands.

I’m sorry you hate progress and innovation.

To be fair, the “let’s become a democracy” idea was laughed out of the room. Instead, they became an elective monarchy, which was a reasonably common form of medieval/Renaissance government.

Also very familiar with your wife.

its pronounced GIF

Seeing a lot of comments in here from people who clearly didn’t actually read the post. Don’t be that person.