“Comprise” has been used as a synonym for “compose” since the late 19th century and literally everyone understands what it means when it’s used that way. Sure, I’ll concede that there is some nuance to language evolution, but complaining about a popular definition that’s been a part of the language for over a century…

If you’re worried about it breaking too easily, you can also add mustard, or some other emulsifier like lecithin, which will help stabilize the emulsion.

Merriam-Webster to the rescue. Feel free to use compose and comprise interchangeably, but with some risk of being called out by people who want to sound smart.

I go to at least one game every year when the Angels are in town specifically to see Mike Trout so he’s definitely not the problem.

stop kink shaming you goddamn prigs

This is the second time in two days I’ve heard about shrubs after never hearing the term before, so that’s obviously a sign that I need to make a shrub.

Respect the office of the presidency.

nice pivot

congratulations on making to 90

OK but what about in emojis

What were the blemishes? I’ve had LP for a few years now and haven’t really had any major issues

inebriated

You probably actually have tendinosis, not tendinitis.

lol, you think we’re inferior to billionaires?

Third, I never said “poor MLB players” so don’t be disingenuous. The facts remain that the players drive revenue and their share of the pie has gotten smaller, as teams do what they can to squeeze the “middle class” of players.

I’ll watch a little kid double-fisting burgers and they won’t need a drop of water.

*always embarrassing

Couldn’t Bran just “see” people starting to stage rebellions and snuff them out before they’re significant?

And check out the damn cannon-blast throw back to the infield! Adrenaline, much?