This much is sure: it looks a lot worse in slow motion than it does at regular speed.

The Media WILL not be played, son.

Dear Johnny, I meant to write you sooner but I’ve just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s living with you now, how far from home is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you came by the stadium like that,
And here’s an autograph for you, it’s on the front of the Dallas cap
I’m sorry I didn’t see you week 16, I musta missed you
…

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Punched his girlfriend in the face? That boy a bitch.

God the Seahawks are just the worst.

Nailed it! Also, would like to give praise to women who have strong, muscular legs. With all the hype over “thigh gap” and long skinny legs (when this one can’t find a pair of boots to fit around my Popeye calves) it’s nice to see representation of large calves and thick thighs doing stuff that is amazing and…

Its a snarky reference to the way people have been talking about the quarter back of the Panthers, who’s black, and does end zone dances (just like a zillion white quarter backs) but because he’s dabbing (and is black) instead of doing, I don’t know, the mashed potato or something, people are making it into a respect…

It’s a reference to the letter a white lady wrote complaining about Cam Newton’s celebratory dance, the dab. She just ended her routine with it and incorporated other urban dance moves some people (haters) might find distasteful.

I’m a UCLA grad with a 10 year old daughter who’s an aspiring gymnast (casual fun kind, not the go live with your coach in another state kind). This is awesome and I encourage anyone who’s interested to go check out a UCLA meet, especially if you have kids. It’s super fun and the tickets are like $10. Plus it shatters…

She clearly isn’t a good leader

You’ll never get anywhere in the gymnastics game disrespecting your opponents like that. Doesn’t she know that kids are watching? They’re probably wondering if she knows she doesn’t look like a good role model to the youth of Tennessee. I miss the days of McKayla Maroney and her screw face. I don’t know, there was…

Nobody fucks with DeJesus.

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

Or he’s such a commercial whore he can’t help throwing in his endorsements whenever possible. He’s hardly shy and retiring given he and his fivehead show up on my TV screen every 15 minutes on the dot.

Since half of the money went to help kids with brain tumors, you just made yourself look like the biggest prick alive.

This guy just did a reverse Tavarish.

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?