You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.

Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

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Congratulations, Mr. Ill_Mac, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with an Aston Martin which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as she wipes the butt print off the fender.

Mind you, here’s the promo image the Clippers tweeted out yesterday morning...

Most surprising part of the headline.

Everyone but Scottie.

So the Tea Partier got tea bagged?

Chelsea is completely inessential for the few worthwhile moments of this show: watching Fortune Feimster get high af, the wedding chapel director breaking into song a la Rita from Transparent, hearing the white assholes talk about how benevolent slavers were and lying about having a black employee.

I don’t doubt that he will. He’s torn more ACLs than he has knees. There’s Tough, and then there’s Thomas Davis.

I can’t wait to read the op-ed about how this happened because Cam Newton is a disrespectful football player.

Probably got sucked into Luke Kuechly’s gravitational pull.

Rural Carolinians were initially bummed to hear Superman had once again humiliated Aryans.

Superman does have a worthy opponent

Free Agents: Like we want to live in Wisconsin.

ok, on this one there’s dickery from both sides. The little boy on the bike who thinks public roads are his own personal race track should have had his license suspended at most.

This is terrible kinja

you know we also have jobs here in Canada.