“With the second overall pick, the Sacramento Kings select ... Goro!”

*checks for pulse*

Maybe this is what pumpkin spice withdrawal looks like.

My God. Give these White women back their opiods. Hell, put it in their lattes and brewed teas. They are cutting the eff up without it.

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

Take me out to dinner on Friday night, you can have a bust from mine.

Dollar Tree Frasier.

My only claim to fame in my golf career is an albatross. I was playing a round with a college friend on a hot summer afternoon and drinking a couple beers. Up to that point in my life, I had never drank while playing golf because I played competitively and had only recently turned 21. So we get up to hole 13, which is…

This is just the typical argument of the misogynist/racist/homophobe who doesn’t like owning up to his prejudice and thus projects it onto someone else, then claims that the prejudice of “those people over there” creates a lamentable reality that the target of the prejudice must tolerate.

So two more can hop in?

I think all of these examples are inside jokes and pranks, sadly the 7series is the worse offender, the only one here proving your point...

The Bentley one is just brilliant.

Blacked out lights.

But then how are we supposed to stalk people?

A little on the nose, isn’t it?

That’s fine, then us people with a sense of humor will enjoy it :)

Bro if you think that’s fast wait until you bolt a bottle opener to the bumper. ZOOM.

So my Bro-truck might lose a little bit of HP with bigger tires, who cares? The YETI and Browning stickers on the rear glass will more than make up the difference.

You don’t put the bible at risk in a car overnight.

I always tell my wife, “If you don’t wanna get harassed, why do you exist?” It’s simple math, people.