Whenever I fly through the Minneapolis airport I always make sure to keep my stance narrow, because you just never know.

He’s only the second Canadian to throw a no-hitter, after Philadelphia Athletics pitcher Dick Fowler in 1945.

This is a terrible take.

including at GMG, the staff of which fears the newsroom may be cut by up to a third by the end of June, perhaps as part of a broader pivot toward video and branded content.

Shamelessly posting this again because it still applies.

Bron’s Plan

Drake: [heads home]

“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

Obligatory.

*þhuck it

Hafþór Björnsson

“There is no one more qualified to be the first woman to lead the CIA than 30+ year CIA veteran Gina Haspel,” Sanders tweeted.

Don’t feel sorry for Skip Bayless. That guy’s an asshole.

Seriously, if this team gets Hayward and Irving back healthy next year, great googly moogly.

Fisticuffs spelled backwards is racecar

You always plate the vehicle you’re stealing if it doesn’t have one. If a cop gets behind you in traffic and you look legit, you’re not in danger. If you’ve got no plate, you’re running or getting pulled over. Also, you steal a bunch of plates beforehand so you have plenty.

You mean, they’re in charge of informing everyone about standard procedure and ensure that said procedure is followed in case of emergency?

In 2009, I was on a trip through Pittsburgh. I grabbed a cheap seat along the first base bag to see the Pirate play the Cardinals. I paid about 20 bucks and was sitting about 10 rows from first base. So I got to see Pujols play first base up close. Around the sixth inning, the Pirates were hitting. One of the…

As anyone who’s taken a mildly inebriated punt up the Cam with some floating foodstuffs will tell you, there is no nastier creature in Britain (which has no predator larger than a fox) than the swans of Cambridge. Those bastards will bite you and/or swat you (which feels like a fungo bat attack) to get to your Jaffa…

I get that swans are majestic and beautiful and blah, blah, blah...but they are also almost as big of an asshole as geese, which are notorious for being the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom. I’m not saying that I support kicking swans in the head for karate practice, but I am saying that I bet those swans have done…