I don’t condone blah blah blah but I can’t stop laughing.

“Too many pictures in my damn car articles!”

I’m beginning to think that Shaq’s MBA and doctorate might not be entirely legitimate.

I miss Gawler and all the great commenters who used to hang out there.

Goddamn I remember that shit. Fucking steakheads.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

Good lord is the rest of that lineup hot garbage. At the end it was Calderon, Love, Korver, Smith and LeBron.

I choose to believe that this greentext from 4chan about Bauer is 100% true.

I guess you could define “under siege” as “Facing a tiny bit of non-consequential scrutiny for murdering people of color at an astronomical rate.”

In 2016, a turbulent period when law enforcement officials were under siege across the U.S.

Stanton hit that ball so far

Human Gronk: “Yeah, horse Gronk is out like 6 to 9 weeks.”

“Oh, but when I piss myself I’m only allowed supervised visits with my kids”

“I can officially say I’ve joined the likes of Will Power and Dario Franchitti and other greats that have peed themselves in their suits,”

i mean, if urine the #1 position, what choice do you really have?

I mean...

I wish we knew the full story about how and why Craig James killed five hookers at SMU. You hear so many different versions of events, but one thing is for sure: Craig James killed five hookers at SMU.

Gun? I’d always heard that when Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU he did so with his bare hands.

In all seriousness, I do wonder if that’s the same gun Craig James used to kill five hookers at SMU.

In related news, the 68-year-old Lawler revealed he recently suffered a stroke while having sex with his 29-year-old fiancee.