Ah yes, as everybody knows, when you want to capitalize on somebody’s name for clicks, you leave their name out of the headline, don’t mention them at all until the third paragraph of the story, and write the story about how much their coach sucks. This is good and informed media analysis and you’re not at all a…

Sorry, but Pop is a goddamned national treasure. Nic Cage found a map to his house on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

This fuckin guy.

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

What kind of idiot doesn’t call JG Wentworth?

He was by himself they got swept by the spurs in the finals (2007?)

“Damn Americans, coming here and taking our jabs”

but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

At Rod Salka FordLincolnMazda I guarantee you credit approval or I’ll eat my hat! Rod Salka FordLincolnMazda, you’re not a customer, you’re family!

He should have stuck with fencing.

Even married a stripper named Crystal (mentioned on page 43).

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

Shut up, Meg.

Because “one of the most successful businessmen of all time” isn’t a qualification for running the most powerful country in the world. Citizens are not shareholders, and the point of a government (in my view, anyway) is not to run at a profit or a surplus, but to provide a quality standard of living for everyone…

Every successful capitalist knows that the only way to remain a successful capitalist is to successfully “metaphorically” stab every last one of your direct competitors in the back, increase your market share to monopoly levels without triggering the SEC/FTC, and stay away from anything that places the spotlight…

Man in charge of protecting the environment leaves trash everywhere.

When I poor gas in my car

It’s almost funny how much personal worth Sony fanboys place on this sort of thing. They can’t just enjoy a good game, or avoid a bad one. No, it is vital everyone know that their choice of console is WTFBBQAwesome, as if Sony is going to reward them for their loyalty.

look, if I want a corn dog, and I can get it. I’m getting that corn dog. why should this be any different? he wants rebounds let him have the rebounds. the analogy doesn’t fit perfectly I know in the sense that 16 corn dogs is probably better than 16 rebounds, but I think you follow