Yeah that tweet seems like a big omission from the article.

If we’re gonna be fair to Manziel, he actually hits the nail on the head when it comes to why Kap isn’t in the league.

im putting me money on kimi

Red shirts that die easily? Now where have I heard that before...

This take is irredeemably bad. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Better.

Melt it down, pour it into a measuring cup, pour it back on the butter dish, freeze the dish, then cut the butter back out and add it to the recipe. idiot

“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

How does Eminem fall into that grouping?

Yeah, but that’s a “He beat me so bad he knocked my teeth out and my retinas loose, but deep down I know he’s sorry. He’s just been going through a lot of stress lately,” kind of ‘relationship.’

I am baffled why the people of West Virginia Coal Country feel such loyalty to the coal companies. In the past century the coal companies have poisoned their landscape, destroyed their natural beauty, set fire to the earth itself, terminally affected the health of both their adults and children. They condemned their…

LeBron James once ate a whole large Pizza...Hut.

Lebron James is Chuck Norris’ father.

I heard one time, Lebron James dunked so hard it warped spacetime, to go back 80 years and prevent a rival’s father from ever being born.
LeBron James once won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship by eating Joey Chestnut.
LeBron James broke the world record for the 100-meter freestyle in swimming but was…

>>>>”...holy shit. People are this balls-slappingly stupid in real life?”

Dude, Ukrainian women are mad hot. It happense all the time. One time I was walking the dog and this elderly Ukrainian woman came up and said it looked like it might rain. BOOM! Instant porno.

Someone post that meme.

I think all of us who wrench have done something like this, for me it was while cleaning up after doing a timing belt change I picked up the box from the belt to throw out- it seemed a bit heavy- because the new belt was still in the box, I had re-installed the old belt- at least the nuts and bolts were easy to undo…

glad to see nobodies still trying to grip onto the last vestiges of thinly veiled homophobia disguised as lazy subcultural critique

Dude’s the only one in the starting blocks too. Lol, that ol bastard’s juicin’...