6 crying Al Gore’s

“Did you see the rest of his team?”

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I think if Ray Allen does get that call, he’ll just let it go after 2 rings.

This was your trigger? Your breaking point?

You are a horrible person and you don’t belong on the internet.

At least someone is. I’ve been trying to eliminate a Duke for 20 minutes here.

This photo is like a modern day Last Supper

Fucking hipster. “Big deal. I’ve seen better. I saw a vastly superior catch made by a Vietnamese immigrant during a stick ball game while I was traveling abroad in Andorra. It was at night as the sun set over the Mediterranean Sea. Only three of us saw it, myself and this deaf mute couple who were teaching me Moorish…

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

Biased media, reporting all the times I cheated way more than all the times I DIDNT cheat. Fake news.

Hey Joanna, where was your enthusiasm last week when those Republicans said there was no evidence that we were broken up? You never cover that. You’re only covering news that makes it look like we’re broken up. Why are you being so biased?

My personal favorite from my dating history (and for the record, I never cheated nor ever gave anyone any reason to think I was going to cheat.)

Always gotta be one ^

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

Some dogs just don’t play within the rules. The line at the end kills me.

Dogs? No work ethic. Can’t even tell time. Late for every meeting. #SAD!

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.