Niner please.

“I am sorry, the word we were looking for was Naggers....Naggers.”

VW really needs to get into NASCAR. Their cheating will finally get the award and respect it deserves.

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

That’s cold, they wouldn’t even consider every other wednesday?

Chief of Police William McManus is withholding comment until investigators can establish if the salsa came from New York City.

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

Go to bed, Skip.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

As an Eagles fan, a football fan, and a black man, I was with you all the way until the last sentence.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

Initial startup is typically one of the more difficult parts of tuning from scratch. Once it fires up, you have live data to look at and tune from. While cranking, you have to hunt up/down with the fuel to find the sweet spot. Once you find it, it fires up and you’re rolling...

“You’d all”

Our criminals are not trustworthy.

Somehow I think having her boobs out fascinates the commentariat enough that they’re willing to suspend judgement on the other offenses in the off chance there might be photographic evidence provided at some point.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

Warrirors Come Out, Can’t Play