Coach Van Gundy had put together the perfect team. The only thing he was missing was a good center. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a big man who could ensure a Finals win.

Chuck Berry, who more or less invented rock n’ roll

Texas de Brazil, same set up as Fogo de Choa, but better. I go there once a year to absolutely defile myself with steak. Like, I have straight refused to allow my girlfriend to come with my friends and I, because she would only be disgusted.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Damn, how emasculating for Madison.

Plot twist - he has a sable wagon and is trying to get rid of it thus, he is trying to inflate the price by making it seem cooler/better than it is.

“Coughing Prevention Machine” gets me every time.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

You realize that he drove the P1 at Yas Marina because that’s where the company made it available to the press right? They did not “copy” Harris. They probably drove it within hours of each other.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Say what you will about Kevin Love, but he played the best defense of his life in that video.

They aren’t going to win 74 games, and after last season’s, uhhh, let’s just call it a debacle

When Beckham hauled in a short out route for four yars, Rhodes hit him on his way out of bounds.

Who the hell is Marie?

Poe’s Law

Remember when we didn’t think anyone could be crazier than Ross Perot?