Gordon: I swear to god, this pound of weed isn’t mine!
Detective: Sure, sure. We were watching you the whole time.
Gordon: I was set up!
Detective: Who would have any reason to set you up AND be fast enough to pull this off?
Gordon: oh. my. god....
*Terrelle Pryor cackles in the shadows*
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“This is terrible pillow talk.”
I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.
“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”
+1. Nailed it.
Pictured: Skip Bayless
Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base
Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?
Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”
“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”
Naw man you need them triple turbo kits
But it’s not as if they are saying these things because they know they have to, they’re making well thought out statements that shows they have a true understanding of what’s happening. Sure they don’t have answers, no one does, but the way these coaches are responding is showing they have taken everything into…
Belichick is a lock for director of the CIA.
Holy crap, that is the most nuanced position I have heard from anybody. #Popovich2020! Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs!!!
Damn. This is a college kid. We’re in good shape.
Or the density of a pommel horse.
To use the n-word in condemning a black man for protesting racism and police brutality requires some Simone Biles level mental gymnastics.
Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”
You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.