While it’s an amazing piece of kit, I’m observing how the $130k car market is always abuzz with new and updated shinies. Unfortunately most revolutions do fizzle out after a few years, and people stop paying attention. Coupled with the fact that the real automotive social changes tend to happen at the 30-40k car price…

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Doesn’t count. Everyone who is an actual fan of the Olympics knows that Leonidas is the GOAT. He didn’t have all the fancy accommodations that Olympians have now, like shoes and anti-chaffing nipple tape. Do you know what they did back then if your chaffed nips got infected? They took’em.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Du Li noted.

Darth Wader

Dude, West Virginia only has like five pairs of shoes for everyone to share.

August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.

I’m imagining Terence Malick filming this script, stretching it out to 85 minutes - no added dialogue, just long gorgeously framed shots of open countryside, teeming crowds on sidewalks, people jostling through the gates of a ballpark, players going through their pregame rituals, etc., all set to a score somewhere…

(earlier in the day)

As Douglas Adams described it, “nonlinear, catastrophic structural exasperation”…

Sponsored by Takata.

(whispers) Is it OK if we watch them,uh,account?

Are you saying we can't have lesbian accountants? You know lesbians can be accountants now, right? And that they can buy their own cars? Some lesbian accountants even buy their own SLs, fulfilling a dual stereotype. Take your micro-aggressions somewhere else, bro. It's 2016.

HAD a bike rack.

But was he also denied a new Ford GT? And is he whining about that too?

When I ask the brothers what they would collect if they were as wealthy as the Cowboys’ owner, they respond at the same time and without skipping a beat: “People.”