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Reports of Missing Mason Jar Coaches Hoping to Preserve Upcoming Pigskin Season

he threatened to call the White House and have them all fired — and made bizarre statements about Al Qaeda

Knowing Masons, they’ll probably find him at a Lodge somewhere.

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

I’m waiting for the rivers turning into blood and the plague of locusts.

More like Texas A&M Naggies, right guyz?

I would assume this is the one Donald Trump got.

“What a great honor for our people.”

Easily replaces Durant as the Warriors most offensive offseason addition.

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

Recommended replacement:

Here’s an article that mentions a few.

For fun (I’m weird): given 55.5 ft from release point to plate, the time you have to read the pitch and get the bat to the ball:

For those of you who don’t know, the perceived speed stat is obtained by performing a postgame colorimetry analysis on the back of the hitter’s pants.