All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

“Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.”

“Of Coors you should have!”

That’s a hefty contract. I guess there was no way the Bronco’s were gonna get Miller lite.
I guess now that he’s getting all the money he’ll be living the Miller High Life.
I guess this was a real Miller Genuine Draft 64 Lemonade???

Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.

They were Western Conference Finalists. How is that not worthy of a banner?

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

+1 Putting the dick in pendantic

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dog with that kind of thousand-yard stare.

this is where the slow clap needs to be

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

The opening ceremony will be quite the spectacle. There won’t be a dry eye in the house, as conjunctivitis increases tear production.

Another view of the incident totally cleared everything up:

This is evil and I love it.

I am guessing that it is logic.

Call a doctor, your sense of humor is broken.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

It took me a little while, but I finally figured out those weren’t random hand prints on your car.

Rarely ever wash my car (5x/yr.) I also only drive 3000 mi/yr. Something about volvos in a layer of dust...

Harrison Barnes will sleep in a trash can

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…