What do you mean, gone? The WNBA is celebrating its 20th season!

Mixtape time! In the words of Chick Hearn, “They’re putting on a Globetrotter show!”

I am certain he could grow a full beard between the first and fourth quarters.

Of course it’s bullshit. I don’t see Madison Bumgarner’s name on it.

lol k.

Sherman [burns down established thinking]

All congressman were present for the vote except newly elected Pete Carroll, who decided to pass.

Washington D.C. (Politico): After weeks of debate and a deadlocked Senate President Richard Sherman finally passed his stadium reform bill by having VP Marshawn Lynch cast the deciding vote. “When it came down to what to do it was a no-brainer to have Marshawn carry it across the goal,” the President said afterwards.

I’m also happy to say that Dale, the man behind behind the wonderful Bridge To Gantry, joins Robb Holland, Mark Baruth and other maniacs in our stable of road test contributors. Look for more from him soon.

Or you fucked up really bad in the cosmic sense.

Whenever I hear that someone is facing a “tribunal,” I always assume that person just did a CRAZY amount of ethnic cleansing.

You forgot to mention whether this news will impact the Knicks’ decision.

They need to get some people that aren’t inbred to the sport

Nah. Most white people are great, flaws and all. Which is fortunate considering my mom and dad are white. Would’ve been awkward gathered around the dinner table otherwise.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Mullets take too long to grow.

What an asshole. Generations of celebrities perfect the form of the Great American Non-pology, and now this arrogant SOB comes along and actually apologizes straight-up and profusely for having sometimes acted like a dick. Way to piss in the Chardonnay for everybody else, Bonds, again.

Shit, this breaks my heart.

A nearly had a rage stroke when some POS radio station down here in “marry your first cousin land” posted the story a week or so ago with the caption “How Would You Discipline YOUR Daughter.” No shit.

LMAO. Look at how small that dinosaur is!