Big League pitcher, hitter, catcher, and umpire. Four highly trained, world class professionals. Four people who have no fucking idea where that pitch is headed.

The crying Jordan on Westbrook’s shirt! I didn’t notice them at first glance, but what a great touch.

The gardenia candles, organic pb&j, and Secret clinched it. Luda is wooing my mother.

Dont tell me to do the research brah. You said you looked at the data.. What it say? Don't tell me to look; show me.

Basketball, like life is about adjustments. They adjust to you. You adjust back. Sometimes you get too caught up in it and you end up in some crazy combination and you have no idea how you got there. This is how Bogut ended up barely playing the past few games. It is also how I ended up having a threesome with the…

I hope you farted in line.

Don’t apologize for using your brain, just stop doing it.

Were you the guy standing behind me at the DMV today? Longest 10 minute wait of my life.

also, this...

This ad is under the article about the Depp-Heard divorce (on my end anyway), and I find it extremely appropriate.

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

Alternate Headline

Seems fairly obvious how he did that...

Yeah, but they only hit him to avoid the parade that could have been in the street.

+2 snaps

The Adams Family ended

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

Well I mean, the user name is wnbafan1. They’re trying to intimate that wnbafan was already taken.