I hate the fucking eagles, man.

Come on, man.

Lyre birds

I’d tell everyone to shut it down and leave, but the escalators are broken...

“I used to lay in my twin bed at night and wonder where my brother was.” - Mitch Hedberg

More like former coach.

NSFW or anywhere else . . .

It’s a shitty situation - the Heat obviously want Bosh to play, but not at the risk of his health or his life

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

Ciara went to Wisconsin for the weekend. True love indeed. He’s got a solid career as a motivational speaker after his career is over. He was very youth pastor swag.

Also See:

All I see is a handgun, or maybe a cordless drill.

I will always give the award for terrible steering wheel design to the Subaru XT:

Porsche 964. That steering wheel is a crime

Lotus esprit

Is always the answer, right?

It’s pretty comfy, but very ugly.

If Tim and David did a movie together it wouldn’t be a buddy cop movie, but rather a film about two City Inspectors enforcing zoning codes and building regulations.

This morning in San Antonio:

Tim can now pursue some of his true life passions, such as:

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?