So, with the news of more Nissan recalls, I decided to look up my car on the NHTSA recalls website. No recalls, but I found this glorious complaint.

a 1997 Integra GS-R that’s had…well, things done to it.

Pretty sure RX owners wouldn’t even notice whatever happens to be in the background, so this works just fine. They sure as heck don’t pay attention to speed limits. “What’s that? I’m going 7 under? Guess I was too busy daydreaming about getting my pants hemmed. Did I remember to DVR Big Bang Theory? Oh wow, I’m at…

Has anyone ever hit the ball as consistently hard as Stanton does? I’ve heard a few people suggest Roberto Clemente, but that’s about it. Stanton is ridiculous.

It’s a world full of junk

No. Not if they are provided with exculpatory evidence which proves that the charges are without merit. Now if they also caught this guy for speeding and have evidence of that, they can (and will) proceed with that, but if they only have a report and when they caught this guy he was obeying traffic laws, then they’d…

I had a very pleasing experience on Saturday when I was driving along the 17 West. I was in the left lane doing my usual 9 miles over the limit. Saw a NYSP cruiser coming up behind me at a clip so I signaled and pulled over to let him pass. Up ahead some idiot is left lane-hogging at 65 and not a jot over. I sit back…

Internet commenter.

Any branch of Government

The IRS?

Meteorologist?

In 75 mile per hour traffic doing 80 past me is 5 relative miles per hour, whereas 100 is 25 miles per hour going by.

Fucking cops! Jesus Christ, is there a profession that is less open to admitting to and correcting a mistake?

Do all black things look the same to police officers?

You have this story all wrong. The R/T was pulled over for not speeding. That’s a clear violation of Dodge Law.

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

I was taking my kids’ babysitter home the other night and my Cobalt ignition failed. I literally peed all over her.

That is so rude. Doesn’t anyone use the word “please” anymore?

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”