1stntenderbits
1stntenderbits
1stntenderbits

Hook Gang God. He’s at the Summit too.

Shazier is the NFL’s analog to the NBA’s Chris Bosh. Both commendable in their desire to do what they love to do. Regardless of risk. Thankfully there are more level headed individuals out there to protect them from themselves. Nobody wanted to see Bosh possibly die on the floor, and I think we got enough of Shazier

If the investigation proves the allegations to be true, that’s going to be a pretty big collar.

Gronk to reporter: “You know we’re twins, right?”

Okay, but why is no one asking if the 5 hookers gave consent to be killed by Craig James while at SMU ? I think it’s important so I’ll ask again. Why is no one asking if they gave consent? NO ONE IS ASKING. Now, I’m not saying they -the 5 hookers- gave consent for Craig James to kill them -the 5 hookers- while at SMU.

*sniggles*

When Sportcenter shows a top down view of your receding hairline.

Seeing Delonte West leaving your mom’s crib at 7:15 in the morning.

Seems pretty obvious. Of course he’s going to save the jars of hooker piss.

Citizen Nurkic: “I give up! I’m not resisting! My hands are up! My hands are up!”

So is that one the rare Peyton Harrison jerseys? Or could it... nah, it couldn’t be. Although, now that I think about it. Nah. For a minute, I almost said it was one of the rumored but never proven to be real Marvin Manning jerseys.

Pictured: Racist homophobe displays wild-eyed nervous expression.

Just so you know, I’m sending you a dry cleaning bill for the “accident” in my pants. After I smoke this cigarette, I’m probably going to have another accident. Sending you that bill too.

Considering he wants his personal pilot to head the FAA, your joke is less a joke and more of a Trump just be Trumpin’ dystopian gypsy fortune telling.

Damn. My man went from looking like Andy Garcia to David Duchovny and finally morphed into a Meth PSA.

And SonicFox won the overall tournament coming from losers bracket to beat Chris G 6-0.  

This is a pretty bad take. Especially considering he really doesn’t need to create controversy for attention. His game play gets him attention. He is currently murdering in DBZ utilizing his philosophy. To be fair, everyone may not be able to use characters to SF’s level as wiski noted. But you’d be hard pressed to

Sonic Fox owning somebody in a fighting game. That is a shocker. /s