I’m guessing he drove to the stadium in this

Obviously Deckard subscribes to the back/front/inside/outside philosophy of underwear usage.

“I stand with Kaepernick.”

Well to be fair, the Charger rear end is a blatant RX-7 rip-off.

Me too!

Unless it was a sun painted on an ice cream cake, he probably didn’t look at. Looking up implies exercise.

They confused Mallorca and Malacca? That’s too bad.

Pedantically right. The worst kind.

/“Mother” sees penis on TV

Your comment fails to recognize the importance of YO. You ain’t gettin’ no YO in no damn Corolla. Ironically, you can get yo in a Toyota. But that ain’t YO.

Who give’s a shit. What we really want to know is what’s the distance on DeLorean’s putt after he bumps some of that nose candy he was trafficking?

I hear the military will have a few available soon.

This is bad kinja. Yeah, they were technically right (the best kind of right). That doesn’t make the decision any less all kinds of stupid. Who would have known the girls were flying on employee passes? More so, who would have cared?

Koby Alt-man

Atlanta Gets Screwed In Purchase Of Malfunctioning Benz

“I still feel his hands on my jaw.”

/looks up contradiction

LeBron James Denies Report That He is “Tempted To Beat Kyrie’s Ass”

Not if you camp out along 3rd. Amireich?

Sociopath. That’s the word you’re looking for to describe Mooch. Sociopath.