Nope. Juicing vital essence. You may know this better as prunes.

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To get some Kawhi Leonard titty milk?

Those nut huggin shorts.

XBox One X...

Wait a fuckin’ minute. Is everyone just going to ignore that a man almost 46 years old is ranked 63rd in the world in professional tennis? That in itself is quite an accomplishment and deserves our admiration. Now, being curb stomped by Nadal deserves our scorn and derision. “Tom Green, your tennis game is butt.”

The Astros Keep Jacking

Covfefe: old world Soviet gypsy colloquialism for hooker piss

Oh my fucking sweet Jeebus. Is there anything Justin Timberlake can’t do? I mean, baseball too?!?!

But he was undefeated until the Finals. Sooooo, yeah. Still doesn’t bode well for the Celtics.

Somebody should remind the C’s they already got the #1 pick. Tanking unnecessary.

“But seriously, they got rid of all traces of black...”

Wharton reads transcript of Trump’s Black History Month remarks

After looking at this picture, all I can say is Khan must be pretty damn proud of that Acura. I wonder if his ship has sh-awd®

Looks like he was just giving token answers.

and when you get really drunk, you get Ludacris... in plaid.

Car was modified. Got hit being loaded at the shop that did the modifications.

It was probably my mom. She’s obsessed with people wearing hats.

You may have a slight misunderstanding of that $5. That’s not a customer facing charge, it’s what TWC wanted to charge the other carriers. What they would in turn charge us... pretty safe bet it wouldn’t be a no profit $5.

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