Being escorted from my office by security. It seems sporting a woody in our cube farm after reading your comment is considered a form of sexual harassment. +1 on your COTD

+1. supreme effort

I'm thinking about giving you a +1... it just depends

Michael Wilbon sporting a Segway backpack brimming with Peanut M&Ms

Absolutely perfect description of this car.

"Won't Somebody Remind Mary There are Three Esses And Only Two N's?"

"LeBron! It's just a PINCH between your cheek and gums."

In her first move as DFO, Goodall convinced Snyder to sign the legendary Willie B from Atlanta. When told by a reporter that Willie B had been dead for at least 12 years, Snyder summarily fired Goodall and brought in Joy Adamson. Adamson, and her husband George gained worldwide attention for raising Elsa the Lion;…

5...4...3...2...1...

I laughed. +1

Trust me, they will never believe you Chris.

Rumor has it May/December poster boy Ashton Kutcher has been spotted around town with Carol Channing

PICTURED: Scrub, scrubbed just a little too hard

The crowd's enthusiasm quickly turned to horror when the large Sixers fan accidentally pooped from both his asses.

+1

"Summer tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.... and the living is easaaay"

BREAKING NEWS

Pictured: Pinky in the Brain

Reporter: Considering LeBron James and formidable teammates have never eliminated the Knicks, why do you think you'll fare any better?

Whedon: CUT! CUT! CUT! Goddammit Hulk. For the last time, there is no spinach in your teeth. Now please, for the love of Mike, stare at the spaceship like everyone else.