Plus, drew posted a link in his mailbag two days ago...so there’s that. Plus...there’s the hilarious part...despite the fact that Albert’s obviously never stepped foot in Rhode Island

This needs to be said:

Little pancakes (silver dollar pancakes) are far better because they hold more butter per volume and more crispy edge per volume. EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS!!!

My friend claims there’s an app you can download to block people’s babies from your facebook account

AAAAAhhhhhhh!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Cheese all over the counter-top? Toppings bloodbath?!? How does that even cut pepperoni on molten cheese and warm sauce?!?

well, the name is Zaphod Burnerbox...which does imply extreme cleverness

vodka in a nalgene is life

Better Seahawks running back - Marshawn Lynch or Shaun Alexander? Lynch remains a cult hero, but Alexander’s numbers have aged quite well.

This is a question I have been asking for years: Are there any direct comedy sequels that are funnier than the original movie?

this is even more hilarious because he/she missed the joke.

If I had to mess with the rankings...

Drew:

My college buddies and I used to call this “the ol slippy doo”

“It’s Milli Vanilli.”

Slick Willie Parker: 5'10" was better than half those guys but also, arguably too large to be small....he sure looked damn small tho...

Hong Kong is also on another level relative to price, variety and quality. Only city I’ve ever been that’s probably better than NY.

Not only is this SO true...shit, I TARGET twofers when I’m not even hungry but yes, gentlemen and gentlegals, I once pulled a stack of $240 from a cash machine from a $60 withdrawal!!!

Heard on 710 Brock and Salk this morning that Wizards of the Coast (sic)...or whoever runs Magic now dropped off a whole boatload of cards last night at the VMAC for Cassius.

I’m afraid this makes me REALLY really pretentious: I have Will Tukuafu, (he’s been cut 3 times this season) because he’s the most recent 2-way player in the league...albeit both positions as a backup. My buddy is pretty certain that there is a grand total of 1 jersey purchased outside of the Tukuafu family.

I can’t believe I missed it!!! #1 is definitely the “aquaduke.” !!!