Maybe they were headed for Margaritaville...

He hasa five head. Fore left a long time ago.

Why do I always hear a baseball being hit by a bat and the ball goes out of the park after reading your articles? Because you “hit it out the park” every time. Keep up the excellent work Michael!!

Man I love your style of writing!!!😂😂

Why do I feel like there is more to this story than what they are saying? It’s just too bizarre. I think they knew each other. 

Damon....the reference to the Comcast remote is so on point! What do I need to do to write for The Root? I’ve been reading it for years and I believe my sarcasm coupled with my wit and charm, and knowledge would be beneficial to the cause!

I passed right out at pinky ring wearing crooks!!!!! Oh the accuracy blended so well with the humor!!! LMAO

The Krakoras is pronounced The Crackeras right?

With his fat ass. Boy bye!

I love your articles!!