hey you know on your birthday shove a tapeworm down your stomach and get more cake

just shove a tapeworm in your stomach the roach will fight it and both die have fun pooping out a dead roach and tapeworm

so now your saying a hmmmmm centipede the size of an ant will go up my brain

not with a diving helmet a gallon of raid for cockroaches a swim cap on top of it a gas mask and army helmet a pair of ear plugs oh yeah a lazer only humans can go through

face off whats next your chest

yeah so rare you hatemexicans!!!!!!

yeah because the shit you send could be someone elses stuff like you send a sex pose picture to the president!!!!!!!!

trumps just gonna launch a sattilite up into the apnosthphere that will have a house sort of thing and then send a warhead too every island and say ok and i say fuck son of a bitch everyones gonna die and then he comes back and theres an army soldier with an m-16 that kills him the end!!!!!!

what the fuck who elected donald trump i mean hes a big pile of shit waiting to be kicked in the balls the way he makes stuff its aluminadi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

batman is um well you know alike!!!!!!!!!!!

so let me get this straight mr been is the charecter of legolas?

Mr.beans a can of beans the more you look at him the more you fart

hey um layeh and luke are layeh and luke sitting in a tree kissing!!!!!!