Western NY drivers are decent (Used to live there). They actually use signals!

Can't blame him for trying...

Why is everyone going to Africa in beaters?

After watching that, I'm ready for sex.

His sister/wife wasn't there to cheer him on.

This is the best.

Guy probably drives a Prius.

The E 500, S 430, S 500, CL 500, and SL 500.

Should have bought a Mercedes with 2 reverse gears. He would have won.

If you run fast enough wearing this, then fart to open the flap, it'll act as an air brake.

This car is so boring, just reading the headline made me sleepy.

If Firefighters can do this, they should have bumped those bastards out of their way. Couldn't agree more with the Firefighter.

CP. But that interior is bitchin'. I want it.

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

God damnit London rioters! Didn't you see my comment yesterday?! Stop ruining good cars. Get rid of the shitty ones!!

All the idiot drivers are in Texas.

Damnit... now that I think about it, my sister was born first but she has the hairy chest...

Should have driven the F-150 Harley Davidson.

When I buy a truck, the first thing I want is a motorcycle company to put it's name all over it.

Dear London rioters, please stop setting GOOD cars on fire.