It was a few weeks before sophomore year at my University, so I was busy getting my car registered. My school is very small and the security guards knew what I drove, a loud V8 sports car. Well, I got my parking sticker, and proceeded to park on campus for the next week or so. Somehow, the sticker must have fallen…

I am oddly aroused...

I figured that'd be an issue. Where in the world did you get to sit into an F1 car?

I hit the wrong pedal once...

Trooper Oneyear is just wiping the streets clean of criminals. Mansfield got caught with her pants down. People like this are the skid-marks on the underpants of the United States. I guess Mansfield needed roadside aSHITstance.

I'm pretty sure Mark Webber is like 6' 2'' or something around there. How he manages to squeeze into an F1 car is pretty impressive.

Hit tip to you Mr. Farley! Jalopnik is our home and our place of worship. It's any car guys/gals utopia and we are more than happy to share it with anyone who has the same love for cars, bikes, planes, etc like we do.

So, how many miles per gallon do you think she gets?

I don't think this has been mentioned, but...

We have finally caught the Hambuglar!!

Short shifted like a bitch.

The Lancia Delta Integrale. Every one remembers the Stratos, but not this. It was fantastic to look at, and even better to drive. The little brother to the Stratos. Plus, it has the rally heritage.

Therefore; Phone < Car

...Causes shit like this

This...

Looks awesome!

WTF is that thing on the right?!

I would be one of those people.

LS1. '04 GTO. I assume you have a GNX?

VW Corrado VR6. It's sexy, quick, it had that awesome spoiler, and the engines in the VR6 were awesome. (2.8 and 2.9 I believe?)