so sad to see a celebrity completely brainwashed like this.

does body positivity really annoy you that much?

Remember how when she first tried to release her apology video, it was edited all weird? She never explained that either. Really sad that she's still in the public eye.

an author on Jezebel can get on a high horse and play morally superior, but as soon as they get criticized for something, they and their defenders fall back on "it's a joke/ this is not a news website / we're just being ironic."

I live in New York. I guess that makes me an expert on New York law. Let me call up the New York bar and ask whether the J.D. I obviously deserve for being a New Yorker got lost in the mail.

Some people can't do jumpsuits well. Some people don't get along with pixie cuts. But Samantha Wright makes the pixie cut and jumpsuit look like an aesthetic handed down by god at Mount Sinai. Damn.

sploosh.

completely average as dudes go, according to the chart.

What a small fig leaf to hide behind.

Surely, Ms. Faircloth, you feel the same way about Jezebel's parent company, Gawker media.

do all black people look the same to you?

Little fact about all-sport: Did you know their hunting version (the bulk grey bottle), which is 2x cheaper, is the exact same formula as the regular version?

Sure, but if Mark has a theory about Smith's true state of mind, he should frame it exactly as it is - as his commentary on the article.

Your first paragraph is inaccurate.

But I thought being obese was genetics like 70, 80% of the time! What? Have fat-activists been lying to me?