"This is the guy who hosted that godawful TV special previewing the DC Universe movies. He’s a DC nerd and he’s a name,"

Inigo Montoya: A Princess Bride Story.

“You stupid darkness!”

A doberman.

Wibbly-wobbly, swatchy-watchy… stuff.

"I'm on fire"?

To be fair, one of the deaths in Jurassic Park was a lawyer, so… do they count as a person?

Is it wrong that this article gave me the biggest laugh I've had all week?

However, he has an extensive knowledge and collection of cars.

If there's something rude,
on your Twitter page.
Who ya gonna call?
Geekbuster!

"Don't act like you fully understand a movie you haven't bothered to watch."

VPN is your friend.

Aren't the most popular shows on TV stuff like football, pseudo-reality shows and emergency service acronyms?

G'day Bruce.

I know he's a Lannister and so probably gotta die sometime, but otherwise…

I'm not an alcoholic.

Wow! I hadn't seen that fan-cut trailer 'til now.

But the purpose of trailers and promo clips is to entice me to see the whole movie.

"You've made 20 comments to tell people you don't like a show."

'cause "different opinions" would be too unreasonable.