Pretty close:

Back in 1962, when I was all of six years old, I saw the Selectric when it was shown for the first time at the Seattle World’s Fair.

I loved the Selectric with every fiber of my being.

The jokes are funny and all, but I just feel really compelled to point out how terribly sad this is. Lamar is only 36 and appears to have a long, tough recovery, and he will never be the same. Hate to be that girl, but this is just so tragic.

My future brother in law just took his kids to a birthday party where they hired a professional photography team for a 2 year old...

Birthday parties for kids are the worst. Especially the ones where they’re so young they have no idea what the hell is going on.

The birthday party bs is something else. With my oldest son who was born in the 70s, you just took everyone to Chuck E Cheese and called it a day. I know Chuck E Cheese is obnoxious, but you cannot put on an easier birthday party than that. Plus my oldest son was born on New Years Eve, and parents were so thrilled I…

I’d guess I had parties every year from maybe 5 to 10-12. But a birthday party was at home, with a cake Mom made from a boxed mix, and a few kids playing pin the tail on the donkey or beating a ping pong table to death. I have a photo of me at 5, absolutely beaming with a smile ear to ear, with six friends standing…

OK I actually can't stop watching this. Been ignoring my friend who wants to finish Halo 5. Please send help.

Because a book store isn’t a babysitter and you can’t just leave your kids. Well behaved or not, parents can’t just dump their kids elsewhere to go get their nails done/eat food/shop/whatever. Don’t want to have to deal with your kids? Get a babysitter before you go out.

early menopause for me. tho dd was a toddler then, i was so very happy to be done with it all. i’ve been clean and serene for about 10 yrs. now, and have never enjoyed life more than in my late middle period less age.

All religions are a joke. At least these people are having fun.

I was incredibly lucky to have never been addicted to drugs (besides nicotine), and I’m so so happy to hear that your experience of seeing someone in that state. helped you kick the habit. I find myself extremely fortunate that I was able to simply stop and I greatly admire the people who struggled more than I did to…

What puzzles me about this particular situation is that she did arrange for childcare. So she did have the option of leaving the baby with the sitter outside of the meeting space but didn’t. There is a lot of talk about “NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD CHILDCARE AND IT’S NOT FAIR.” That would normally be a valid critique, but…

I agree with you. I have a friend who is hoping to do as the writer and wear her baby to work and I just don’t think it’s going to work out. It would kill my concentration if I was her labmate. Infants sleep a lot but when they are not sleeping they take attention. And things that can sound like happy baby noises to…

Simple. The court is obligated to haul her fat dumb ass back to a jail pen. How would they handle a county official that was accused of any other felony, like rape or murder who was out on bail? They would get to keep their job and couldn’t be impeached until the state legislature was in session 4 months from now? I…

I’m mixed, but thanks for your concern.

I am a month and a half out from an extremely violent rape perpetrated by a friend. I went to a wedding. I got tipsy. I asked to go home. I was bitten, beaten, raped and burnt instead. I’m 37. I wasn’t doing anything crazy to “earn” what happened. I can’t wait for a slut walk in my area. I’ll wear the long dress and…

If you’re thinking about going for a more natural look- let’s be serious- your waaay too ugly to pull that off.

Sometimes Anonymous just gets it SO right.