I’m going. Hitler isn’t taking power without my protest. I will be there, making history.

White males who commit crimes are just “kids finding their way” until about age 55. Black kids on the other hand become men around age 10 or 11.

Man... Tonga is so poor... $6200 is an awful lot of money there. Those folks are just trying to survive.

I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

I wasn’t terribly familiar with Kaine when he was chosen, and was a little unenthused about it. Every little thing I’ve learned about him since has been a little bit of affirmation, and seeing him speak tonight was the icing on the cake. He’s going to be the new Uncle Joe, I sense: solid, common-sense progressive…

I unexpectedly became teary-eyed and started sobbing at the thought that this woman, who was born before universal suffrage, lived long enough to cast votes for the first female major party candidate. Then Bernie Sanders’s brother cast a single vote for his brother as he emotionally spoke of their parents and I…

I teared up at the headline.

Got a little lump in my throat reading this. I’m not saying we don’t have a ways to go yet, but goddamn. It’s always good to have a reminder of how far we’ve come, and how hard those who came before us fought (which is why we can’t get complacent!).

I know I’m like 10 minutes away from starting my monthly grind but I am emotionally unstable in the best way. I am sobbing again because of this woman WHO WATCHED HER MOTHER VOTE IN THE FIRST ELECTION THAT INCLUDED WOMEN and also because my own three daughters are going to witness a woman elected president of these…

I won't lie, I teared up when she cast her votes.

Right? So ridiculous. Bill and Hillary have always had an open marriage which pisses off Catholics but is actually a really progressive way to stay together and support each other. All the talk about Bill comes from the Catholic Church which... has its own issues obviously.

This definitely needs to be it. I don’t believe I’ve ever felt more spent from rage and fury.

Oh wow. Is there any greater gift that Trump could have given us?

I don’t know why I never really liked them at all- but I mean, me ending up semi nude on a fairly regular basis should be enough to change my tune.

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

Yeah, she blames Hillary Clinton for the Benghazi attack but gives a total pass to the Republican congress who refused, on multiple occasions, to authorize additional resources to the embassy that could have prevented this. Just incredible.

I like Planned Parenthood’s version of the TrumpPence logo:

My wife is from Central PA, didnt go to PSU nor did her relatives, yet they’re all “fans” of PSU even after the whole massive child molestation scandal because DURR!! FOOTBALL!!. They recently bought my 3 yr old son a PSU shirt which makes me wretch every time I see the damn thing. It’s going in the fucking chimnea…

Like his pudgy body and flapping jowls, a mushy bag of reeking imbecility.