do you and the boys share custody of the headboard

This is the best tweet ever, full stop:

Felix didn’t do it, so I’ll recommend following @cushbomb, @willmenaker, @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE, and, uh, @mattytalks

Twitter is what would happen if someone had spent millions more on Kinja to even less success, and is excellent for exactly the same reasons

there it is.

I feel like this whole thing was a long sub-tweet slam of Dave Weigel.

oh, this was just some outsider loon (on twitter) that we all ganged up on, i think he had bad racist opinions or bad sexist opinions or both - hard to keep track honestly. But he had lots of violent sex thoughts about me! good times!

Dicks out for Koko :(

We’ve seen the ways that memes grow and interact with one another as they mature. Mixing multiple memes together (properly, which I don’t think I could define here, or really at all without some serious study) will elicit applause and karma. Often times these combinant memes approach lunacy or complete…

BIG IF TRUE!

What would really make Twitter great is if someone on there could make a joke about that gorilla at that zoo who was shot a few months ago. Has anyone done this yet?

then there’s Wrestling Twitter which is

Felix, congrats on the headboard

This x1000!

I wish I could retweet this

Wrong. It’s this:

As you can see, this website is teeming with trash people

I was banned from Twitter because I once stated that tacos are sandwiches and then I was accused of cultural appropriation (which is ridiculous since tacos can be white, yellow, blue, brown, green, etc.). Anyway, I was also reinstated but I had to change my handle to Trigger Warning.

Let’s have a thread for accounts on Twitter that are worth following. I’ll start.