It was really hard to find the "this" link that the headline instructed me to "read."

Super Nintendo.

Author really goes out of the way to decry what will obviously be people's favorite part of the episode, while venerating the lamest subplot.

Wait, is it universally understood that purple is bad somehow?

Probably works better if you know the songs or care about the Foo Fighters.

You should try using my parents' non-native screen resolution laptop.

Black bars take getting used to; they look weird on the sides of the screen and are distracting at first.

My god, if you had asked me 5 minutes ago when the Games of Our Lives feature started, I would have said a couple years ago; maybe 5 on the outside. Certainly not 2006.

I wonder why they stripped the byline.

The UCB teams these days probably haven't even heard of Little Donny.

If by "delight" you mean "irrelevant to the plot."

That was hard to read.I only made it to the end out of a mix of loyalty and well-intended condescension.