The decapitations will continue until morale improves.

That is horrible. One step closer to the end of Deadspin.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

How many years will Bausby lose because of that hit? If you add up the years shaved off of all of the players this past weekend, how much of a dead guy do you get? 

I think the biggest hilarity of your comment comes from actively shaming women and treating them like children (‘treasure chests’? Have you even held a hand before?), while having an avatar of a woman almost entirely naked that is entirely a oversexualization of a male character made female.

This is the cringiest thing I have read in the comments, I think I need a shower to wash off the stench of bigoted bullshit that is waffling off of this.

lol

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

“Ian Rapoport says Luck plans to travel the world.”

I think the idea is you aim the air nozzle carefully and use its jet propulsive properties.