Please. Like I have to be mad to hand a moron their own ass. It’s practically reflex.

Literally the only thing I like about Mariah is that she’s shown me new ways to show people exactly what I think about them while maintaining a perfect smile and upbeat demeanor. It’s seriously upped my “bitchy with a dash of je ne sais quoi” game by several degrees.

I’m great, Betty, how are you? Still bitter?

To be completely fair, feeling things in response to other things is very much a part of the human experience.

I’d have more respect if they could recognize the basic fact that people have always, ALWAYS known exactly what is and isn’t racist. The only difference now is you’re less likely to get actually for-real lynched for pointing it out or speaking against it. People of color’s reaction hasn’t changed, it’s just gotten…

I can think of about 7 people who are more talented and aren’t total fucking entitled lunatics every second of their goddamn lives. She was riding on her 5-octave range her whole career (and frankly, whatever, that’s essentially a dog whistle).

I am six feet tall, and just thinking about having to sit crouched on those fucking twee little stools for all formal meals until the end of time is making my knees ache and my head pound and my rage build. Imagine trying to eat Thanksgiving dinner folded in half perched on a stool!

The only problem is that I keep my trash in there, which means the trash guys need to be able to get in. I don’t have anywhere else to keep trash cans, and if I get rid of the big bin I won’t have anywhere to keep my lawn equipment.

The raccoons in my neighborhood have learned how to get in and out of the large plastic bin I keep my lawn equipment and trash can in. I have no idea how they’re doing it, because the lid is HEAVY, but I’ve both come out in the morning to embarrassing, disgusting piles of trash strewn across my front walkway, and…

Ee-yeah, the dress just came, and it. is. AMAZING. And exactly my size. And I never would have found it if it wasn’t for you, Jillian, and it makes me so happy. Thank you so much!

Ee-yeah, the dress just came, and it. is. AMAZING. And exactly my size. And I never would have found it if it wasn’t…

My biggest irrational fear is my one of man-made things under water (specifically shipwrecks, but a lot of different things can trigger the fear response). But I think that irrational fear is tied very closely to a fairly rational one this video highlights - that very big, menacing things can get very close to you in…

I just bought a 2-pack of ASOS tees because the demands of the working world have slowly edged out all the casual tops from my wardrobe. I’d known this for a while, but ASOS has so many sales and such an overwhelming array of products that it was nice to just be able to duck in, look at less than 100 options, and pick…

I just bought a 2-pack of ASOS tees because the demands of the working world have slowly edged out all the casual…

This is the literary device known as antithesis, where one puts two opposite ideas together to make a more vivid picture. Larson’s use of this device doesn’t mark him as a bad writer, but your criticism of it does mark you as a rather unsavvy reader.

Here’s a pretty good video explaining how the Watchmen movie managed to be a shot-for-shot remake of the graphic novel, and still completely misunderstand or ignore the central message of the source. Snyder had no idea what he was doing on something that, unlike Sin City or similar dreck, actually had something to say…

I do think that the fact that saying you’re against the death penalty on principle is enough to disqualify you from the jury on a death penalty case has to leave you with a jury more likely to convict. I find it hard to imagine how it couldn’t. What other motive could the prosecutor possibly have for disqualifying…

You’d better take it up with Rule-Breaking Moth and her 20 years in the film industry, then, because I think she’s adequately covered the issue. I’ve only been to 1 press screener, and unlike you, I’m not willing to take that single experience and extrapolate to how things are normally done - although people were…

It just begs the question, interpreting for whom? It’s not like everyone hasn’t been explicitly clear.

Literally no one is confused about this. The point is that if you’re in a theatre for a press screening, everyone else has their phone or tablet out to take notes, too.

Lol. I used to work with a guy who complained often about how his 8-year-old daughter was taught how to be sassy and to think that adults are dumb by watching Disney TV. I completely believe it, although I thought he was pretty unpleasant so wasn’t exactly crying salt tears at the thought that his kid thought he was…

Great. So we’ll either magic up some geothermal energy sources like Iceland, or give over part of our energy sector to nuclear. Because those are the options, and one of them is sarcastic.